Rogue squirrels discover the truth of weaponized bullshit. They misuse this awesome power, drawing the attention of government entities which don’t officially exist. Two college dropouts, one a paladin and the other a mad scientist, play cat and mouse versus unacknowledged Extreme Greeters in an attempt to defuse the situation using a tree Goddess and white collar crime. A deadly grammarian, a racist bear, and a science dominatrix all do their part. It all comes down to the “Workboot Battle of Portland”; which officially didn’t happen. Did they fail? Did they piss off Odin? Is freaky nerd sex really that weird? Youll have to read the book to find out.